Country Dictionary

fainting is when you fall to the floor like Juliet and Romeo comes and falls on top of you

"Romeo together thou we'll be"
She starts fainting
"Julieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

A Faint is similar to the Taint but it is the area between the lower nose and upper lip.

Rachel said she wants a mustache ride, I said well then mount the Faint

v. something people do if they can't stand learning about blook and guts in health

If someone faints, don't tease them or they'll pull your hair.

Something that sucks or is totally lameo. Can also be used followed by "attack" if something totally faint happens.

"Tool tickets just sold out in 30 seconds and now we have to buy them on ebay for 3820 dollars"
"Faint attack"

the area between your nose and your upper lip. Much like the taint.

you kiss his faint, so why not kiss his taint?

a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise

don't scare him he's a fainting goat

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.