A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term referring to a person who eats ass, or another way of calling someone an ass-eater.
Yo, did you see that dude sending a video of him eating ass? Yeah, he's such a keister-feaster!
A meal only fit for a last supper. Glistening golden deep fried chicken with battered sliced potato strings with herbed gravy with children size portions of blended up vegetables topped off with a dessert surprise to the unexpected. *Meal is often accompanied by ass puke* Women and children fend for yourself
Kim: Happy Easter everyone what did you do today? Deny: I shiat easter feaster for 2 hours
A person, usually a female, who considers herself deserving of only the finest things in life - especially in food and drink.
"Hey Jack - you still seeing that hot chick, Marcie?" asked William. "Yeah - but I don't know how long my bank account can hold out. Last night, she ordered a $250 dollar a bottle wine and that was on top of the appetizer and filet mignon." replied Patrick. "Uh-Oh - a fancy feaster, huh" said William.
Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.
Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.