A fork of Rural Dictionary
February 19th is national give Naomi a hoodie day
You: "heres a hoodie Naomi." Naomi: "why?" You: "it's February 19th!"
Get freaky on FaceTime day show your boyfriend or FaceTime partner all the goods and let him take control
Last night we February 19thed on FaceTime
today you HAVE to slap someone’s booty, and the person you choose can’t objectify
its February 19th, i have a free pass to slap someones booty
On this day, you worship anyone named Mya with food.
Person: Hey Mya, I got you food! Mya: Why? Person: It’s February 19th silly!
Official nipple slicing day. Cut off peoples nipples and attach them to yourself, and produce juices to feed to mario!
“I will be participating in the nipple cutting party on February 19th.”
National kiss your gf day You gotta kiss your girlfriends, it is a rule
Bf: kisses gf Gf: oh it is february 19th