A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fake pets. Usable for taking pictures with in order to post on your dating profiles. You don't own the animal, you just pose with it.
Brian walked his neighborhood in search for the stray cat to pose with for his tinder profile. He's seen different fets around the block but had to lure that perfect cat with tuna. He ate the tuna after and didnt' feed it.
Fried Egg Tits Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.
Do you remember the Tonya Harding video? All I can remember are the FETs
fatality erodes togetherness
Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet
fraternity extending togetherness
Most people have good friends who are a fet
An abbreviation for "fake mets fan" or "fake jets fan." This term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc...
"Yoni, your such a fets fan. How could you have missed that game?" "How do you not know who the running back is Elliot? Your such a fets fan."