A fork of Rural Dictionary
The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.
"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."
When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.
"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."
The "final" day of reckoning in a class when your presumed knowledge is tested and found to be lacking.
Fake it till you make it, to finals at least.
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or in other words that exam you take that counts for so fucking much that it can make you fail and have to go to summer school and not be accepted into a good college which causes you to form a band and become famous but kill yourself with a shotgun in the face.
EXAMPLE:
I'm supposed to be studying for my algebra final but instead i'm putting in the definition of FINALS on urban dictionary to pass time.
Time of year when you seriously consider moving into the wilderness
Happens twice per year
Finals week again, have you seen my map of the Adirondacks?