A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place
Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses
Posted on porn sites like youporn.com in the comment box when someone is the first one to masturbate to a video newly posted.
FIRST! Damn I wanked to this bitch before all you other wankers!!
for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner. I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
The beginning of newnesses.
"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses" - will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)
This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.
Rudy, I thought you were going to the store. I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list. I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.
Phrase popularized by social media posters taking a selfie in awkward and sometimes dangerous situations.
I'm in the middle of surgery, but first... (snaps selfie)