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Flaggot

A dumbass pride flag leftist that is overly sensitive and uses emotion over logic in an argument.

These fucking flaggots are mindless sheeple.

by ACompetentPerson September 29, 2022

Flaggot

A passionate, dedicated simp who as a show of allyship, collects and displays a large collection of sexual identity advocacy flags.

"Hey, check out the latest addition to my collection, Noetisexual"
"Quit being such a flaggot"

by sensualettuce July 17, 2021

Flaggot

the cross of flamer and faggot. Some small kid that thinks he can knock you out but in reality is a bitch and would get fucked up.

someone who is 5 foot 7 and who's weight is 115 pounds.

troy- "i will knock your ass out"

Me-"troy your a flaggot"

by d.barton February 28, 2008

Flaggot

A social media user whose profile picture is in line with public expectations. Placing Flags and slogans around their avatar in accordance with the 'current thing'.

"I wonder if those Flaggots realize the Ukraine is a haven for kid ufckers and a laundry for human trafficking"?

by TheHundredthMonkey April 30, 2022

Flaggot

Post 9/11 Americans who adorn their vehicles with Old Glory

"Look at all the flaggots goin down the shore this weekend"

by fla-guts April 30, 2003

Flaggot

Noun: A person who as a porch flag for every holiday and can be frequently seen changing it in accordance to the upcoming holiday.

Example One:
Bewildered Bystander One: "Oh my gosh does he seriously have a flag for Arbor Day?"

Bewildered Bystander Two: "Yeah, he's such a flaggot"

Example Two:
Flaggot: "Like oh no I do not remember where I put my porch flag for ANZAC Day!"

Uninterested Neighbor: "Dude you're such a Flaggot."

by Dixon Cider III June 15, 2010

Flaggot

A false patriot who uses preposterous number of flags to cover his utter lack of civic engagement or national service. The Flaggot will occasionally use flags to mitigate acts of racial or xenophobic aggression.

What a Flaggot!That idiot with all the flags on his pickup just yelled at that Sikh cab driver, calling him an "Arab"!

by AleisterAK July 06, 2017