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flecks of sick

A fleck of sick is an isolated splash around a puddle of sick.

That tramp bastard vomited next to my car and got flecks of sick all over my rims!

by The Zen Pill February 02, 2007

Flecking Records

A kick ass online promtion group working with the best signed and unsigned bands around. Run by a few rather amazing girls named 'Fleckers'.

"Where can I find all the latest on hot bands?"
"Try Flecking Records, they rock!"

by -x0x- April 07, 2008

fleck of shit

That piece of shit that decides to come out after 45 minutes of sweat, tears, and anal distress that is the size of a pea on steroids

Guy 1- dude I had a fleck of shit last night after chipotle!

Guy 2- Awe that sucks man

by EpicMcMuffin77 May 27, 2015

Flecking Bletch

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.

Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!

by kewlchica69 June 28, 2011

shit-flecks

Flecks of excretion found around the anus.

I scratched my a-hole and got a heap of shit-flecks on my finger.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

fecal fleck

N. A small piece of shit.

Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.

0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!

You're such a fecal fleck!

by KentuckyJewel April 06, 2017

flecks of life

The crystallized, booger-like residue of semen.

When I woke up in the morning to take a shower, there were still some flecks of life lingering in my pubes.

by residentbadass May 22, 2006