A fork of Rural Dictionary
A flob is what you get when you combine a flower and a blob to get a blobby flower. This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Painting My Tie Die (AGAIN.)" video.
I draw flobs in my spare time.
(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.
I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.
An image next to a group of words, usually a picture with the beginning of a word bubble, to look like the picture is saying whatever the person is. Commonly used on the website GaiaOnline.
"Hey can you make me a flob, my posts be looking mad gay."
"My flob is really bad, I drew it myself."
A person who is self-centered. All things done for others has an alterior motive, and a flobs usually doesn't accept defeat, even when it is inevitable. Also, a flobs is arrogant and views himself as higher than anyone else, regardless of the event/talent.
Wow that dude over there is acting like such a Flobs.