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fool$ gold

A Punk band from Massachusetts who just don't give a fuck, they are good friends with Gary Busey

Fool$ gold consist of Matt,nick, and brad, gary is there number 1 fan

by david duval October 08, 2007

Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..

Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf? Person 2: yes I did!? Person 1: boy, you're fat!

by DawyM November 11, 2010

Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher? Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 07, 2023

Fool's gold digga

A girl who ain't pretty or sexy 'nouf to be a real gold digga, and who can only attract Splenda Daddies to hook up wit.

She's a fool's gold digga, scoping out a Sugar Daddy, but they ain't looking for her.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 07, 2018

Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.

by Sheshelsp June 11, 2022

Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.

Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down. Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter

by mithoples March 07, 2018