A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.
Hey that girl is a forty footer
1. A chick thats good from far, but far from good.
The chick that was cruzin my direction was damn good, then i put on my glasses and realized she was a fifty-footer. damn glasses!
A person that looks extremely attractive from 10 feet away, but when you get closer you realize that they're not as hot as you thought, at all.
Whoa, Katie was a total ten footer, I want to keep the distance between us.
A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.
Used on the l word
"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"
When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.
That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.
Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.
Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"
Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."
A member of the Catholic faith.
Oi, you'll want to keep an eye on your boy around Seamus... he's a left footer.