Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

free range geek

Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.

Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.

by pfloyd October 03, 2004

free range pussy

A women who does what the fuck she wants sexually and is completely free to fuck as she pleases with who she pleases. She is liberated of societal norms.

I'm so attracted to a woman who knows what she wants and doesn't settle. I only eat free range pussy.

by dirtyprettythang January 10, 2017

Free Range Human

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.

Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer

by Treeoflife November 05, 2017

Free Range Chicken

A young gay man who was raised on a farm.

Wow, that young gay farmboy looks hot in those bibs! Yes, he's a free range chicken!

by Alaska Dave January 10, 2011

free range nipples

nipples that Yearn to be seen while in the rain

Did you see that chicks free range nipples brah

by Rock dog May 15, 2015

free-range chicken

A young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam. His social and sexual activities cannot be limited due to his desirability.

There is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.

by homofield April 13, 2013

free range breasts

When a girl does not wear a bra and the breasts are free range breasts with no restraint.

I am going free range it is nice not having them straped in, my breasts are free range breasts.

by Gegroe March 18, 2017