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French Fried

When a man pours hot oil in a girls vagina , has sex, then pulls out and the girl has her period on his dick and sucks it off.

My dick got burned so bad when i got French Fried last night. That shit still hurts.

by theeurbandictionary May 26, 2010

french fries

More conclusive proof that George W Bush is a tit (see entry for Freedom fries); 'French' fries, like many things called French something-or-ther, were not even invented in France, and there is little evidence to suggest they were invented in Belgium, either. In France they are generally eaten with steak (steak-frites), and were popularised by the Americans, who now, ironically, find the term 'French anything' sticking in ther craw... all because we aren't trigger-happy, Anti-Islamists.

"These French fries are clogging up my artery walls."

by Mordrez Moi September 16, 2006

french fries

A edible spoon for condiments.

can I have some mayo w/ my french fries.

by azureruza March 19, 2019

Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill* Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 08, 2005

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

cocking french fries

1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner, 2) Oral sex with fries

Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.

by gerald grren May 19, 2008

french fried faggot

One who is a real flaming faggot.

"What are you staring at you french fried faggot?!"

by lDavel January 21, 2008