Country Dictionary

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

Frosted Flakes or Frosties is a breakfast cereal, produced by the Pornhub Company and consisting of sugar-coated Porn flakes. It was introduced in the United States in 1952, as Sugar coated Fucking Shits . The word "Fuck" was dropped from the name in 1983. The original catch phrase, " There dick licking grrrreaaaat!"

Person- want some frosted flakes?
Other Person-I already masturbated this morning!

the flaky crust that grows on the bottom of someones underware when they haven't changed them for a long period of time

Yo that fucker Phillip has some mad Frosted Flakes on his draws I think he shits himself and never wipes

marijuana topped off with cocaine

those frosted flakes kept me up all night

A blonde person who has been put inside of a freezer.

The redhead poured liquid nitrogen on the blonde, turning her into frosted flakes.

Arbitrarily distributed flakes or small chunks of cocaine, usually not known to exist until an instance of sweet serendipity leads to their discovery.

Cokehead: I thought I was out, but then I found some frosted flakes in my hoodie pocket this morning... they're more than good... they're fucking GREAT!

Junkie: Breakfast of champions...

the unreal discharge of the totally awesome super hero Tony the Tiger
he eats them every day and they make him supercharged and outrageously cool.

en espanol- Frosted Flakes por favor


auf deustch- ich brauchen meine Frosted Flakes

in ebonics- yo ima go cop me some of dem Frosted Flakes