A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Fud" is not only another word for pussy, but also a verb that can be used for a woman instead of "masturbate" - then it goes with oneself (myself, herself,...)- as is the by now famous line by Kate Winslet in Extras serial (see below):
And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right.
A sad old bastard who wastes his life on the internet cos he cannot have relationships with real people.
what a legendary fud that fanny who lives in tenerife is