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In simple terms a saturday detention for theatre people. An extra session in which actors preparing for a show gather with the objective of properly learning their lines.

Friend: can you hang out on Saturday? Actor Friend: Can't i have a fuq picqles i need to go to for my amazing show Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either: Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect. It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.

Person 1: Wanna see my dick? Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!

inexplicitly saying fuck you

Snape: Mista Pota Harry: no fuq u snep

It's like saying WTF but in a much awesomer way, you say it when you are completly confused to what a specific person or object is doing.

Guy1: *sees a cat doing a handstand GUY1: DA FUQ?

the sarcastic answer to "dafuq's" confused manner...

"duh-fuq, it is exactly what i just said, fool. "

A bastardization of the fuck Basically meaning "How could they?"

Friend 1: Yeah, so then that bitch slapped me. Friend 2: teh fuq???

cray cray

dat sheeeet trippy as fuq