A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man that is rarely ever found. A true phenomenon that all who know will be forever changed. He maintains his strict values when no ones watching. The world doesn’t deserve this man.
Person1: I wished the perfect man existed Person2: oh silly you just need a Brian Geers
Any attempt to scuba dive with out a body of water.
1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table. 2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?
He is a dog ripoff of goofy that was made in 1932 by Warner Bros., Rudolf Ising, and Looney tunes.
Hey, where's Goopy Geer?, where is Goopy Geer?
phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically attractive persons appear ugly.
...and then Ed totally dissed this group of hot chicks, he was suffering from major geer boggles.