A fork of Rural Dictionary
a closet ninja who enjoys sushi, but cannot speak japanese without an accent.
miyusaki: i can't understand what that foreigner is saying! kabuki-san: that gerard should stick to his own language. or person one: i had no idea that billy could hold praying mantis pose for three hours! person two: that is a perfect example of a gerard.
A brave, intelectual man. He questions what the world is and often has deep conversations. A Gerard will question the universe and why we are here, usually talking all at once or never at all. He has a great body and physique, and he is either always bragging about it or completely humble to how good he looks. He can occasionally be snappy, but he will always apologize right after. He will get members of both genders throwing themselves at him, though he usually oblivious to it. A Gerard is bipolar, nervous, funny, kind and a total experience.
That man should have been named Gerard
To flagrantly get weird behind DJ booths with intent to elicit sexual arousal in surrounding patrons of the female gender.
That dude was gerarding so hard last night, he knocked over everyone's drinks and then left with my girlfriend... He had some killer moves though
A traitor who quits the group chat he founded because he couldn’t sleep.
He is such a Gerard. Like hasn’t he ever heard of the do not disturb button! There are so many easier and less stupid options than to just leave!
This name is Netherlands and means "Spear", The people with this mostly grows up to be awesome, Loves chelsea and Jeff is his best friend
Gerard
Either A pretentious dick or a beautiful and amazing singer who is not afraid to keep on living and burns brighter then the sun and probably has an 11 incher and most likely had his father take him to a parade where his father made me become the savior for the broken, the beaten and the damned he is also the sassiest Guy around and if he takes a red pill he might float away so counter act that with a blue pill and he probably has a secret thing for his close friend Frank but he married a girl from another band
Gerard is God Everyone else: Yes we agree he is God