A fork of Rural Dictionary
Imperative commanding one to pray to God.
"Get bent? Well, that can only mean one thing: get bent down on your knees and pray!" Ned Flanders
The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.
During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.