A fork of Rural Dictionary
This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.
To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign".
You: Are you hungry?
Hobo: Yes
You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!
( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: since when re you so politically opinionated? it's your mother who's supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to kiss the Don's ring, or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that flag, to go eat rocks, and then to your room to do your homework. Got that?
son: yes, but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
created by the person above...BAD comeback to your mom or your face...it's for people that are just stupid and dont know how to insult with something good like you mom.your face...or just stupid people
person 1- that's ugly
person 2- your mom's ugly
person 1- your face is ugly
person 2- your mom's face is ugly
person 1- GO EAT A DONUT
persons 2 to 6 billion-...that was the most retarding thing ever...
person 1- so...
person 1 ends up crying and running away...not person 2...
this phrase was created by Steve (Stefan) of Atlanta, Georgia. something as an insult instead of always using your mom or your face. inspired by your mom, your face, and the simpsons.
Ex: 1
person 1: your fat
person 2: your mom's fat
person 1: your face is fat
person 2: GO EAT A DONUT!
person 1: .......(cries and runs away)
Ex: 2
(person 2 comes back)
person 2: your mom's fat.
person 1: go eat a donut u fat piece of s**t!!
person 2: .......(cries and runs away...again...)
An expression used as a substitution for "shut up" or "uncalled for", in order to silence trollers or in response to someone who makes you angry.
Example 1
Chick 1: This shit's great. Think I'll win?
Chick 2: Um...well, points for mediocrity
Chick 1: *EYE TWITCH* GO EAT A CUPCAKE!!!!!
Example 2
A : "lololololololololol..."
B : "GO EAT A CUPCAKE!
1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.
1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.