Country Dictionary

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Goozling

When you get the sudden urge for food, or a case of serious munchies...but lunch time is so far away. You start googling images of your most momentous cravings just to get you by.

Ben: Hey dude, whats up with the chocolate & mac 'n cheese images?
Llance: Can't help it dude, lunch time is 2hours away, just goozling to survive

by GreyHaiiro June 28, 2011

goozle string

That undefined part of your body that can be strained or sprained by lifting heavy objects causing pain in your groin.

I can’t go to practice today, I pulled my goozle string unloading groceries for my grandma.

by chudster85 November 26, 2022

Goozle Gozzle

Adams Apple - that thing in a mans throat

I always thought Pat was a woman until I looked at her goozle gozzle

by Pumper1012 February 08, 2020

Goozle Checked

When your Goozle is flicked or hit

Whoa is Johnny ok? He just got goozle checked by a box.

by 47COOKIES March 17, 2024

Goozle

A country colloquium that refers to the little punchin bag thingie that hangs in the back of a persons’s throat. People use this term because they do not actually know it is called a uvula.

*Judy is eating and suddenly starts coughing and partially choking.*
Sue Bob: Judy, honey, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Judy: Yes, DAMN! That shit got stuck in my goozle!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 03, 2020