A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the best characters from Hirohiko Araki’s Steel Ball Run: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7 and also the best Zeppeli
Gyro Zeppeli is better than the rest due to him in Steel Ball Run
The aftermath of a night of moderate drinking, then deciding it is necessary to eat a gyro in order to drive home safely… which has the effect of tasting that for the next ½ of a day after you wake up, whether slightly still drunk, hungover, or stone sober.
guy 1: i'll have a water. guy 2: i'll have a PBR. guy 1: dude, its 10am! guy 2: sorry bro, got the gyro effect from last night. need to get the lamb and a nasty chick taste out of my mouth.
It’s part of the legendary phrase used by Johnny Joestar, to kill the 23rd President in Steel Ball Run.
Tusk: CHUMIMIIIN!!! *rips open love train* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA- Johnny Joestar: hontoni, hontoni, nande dore ma no ichi... Arigato... Gyro. *valentine fucking dies*
A Greek kebab consumed whilst extremely drunk to prevent a hangover or other ugly consequences
I'm absolutely fucked I'm going for a safety gyros
When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat
“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”