Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

geordie

euphamism of dick, knob, wanker, faggot, asshole

god damn fucking geordies

by synen March 01, 2005

geordie

An obese Maccam who is overly cocky for his way below par aesthetic appearance and masturbates in excess of ten times per day.

You are as fat as Geordie

by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003

geordie

The accent of a person from Newcastle, England. Most people find the geordie accent sounds friendly, usually are nice people.

Ant and Dec are famous geordies.

by rachellz January 04, 2005

geordie

A Geordie, a person that lives up north + has the best accent around personally! Dont get on with Sunderland + Middlesborough!

Southern person 1: Do you like chocolate?
Southern person 2: Yes.
Geordie: Way aye man!

by Southern Geordie August 25, 2005

geordie

Says 'why aye' a lot. Wears T-shirts and shorts in middle of winter complaining about how hot it is.

by pieman April 09, 2003

geordie

a euphamism of knob, dick, wanker, wank shaft, faggot

dude you are such a god damn geordie

by synen March 01, 2005

geordie

Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.

Screech: So you're a Geordie? And a Samaritan? Praise be to God.

by Cobs July 20, 2003