Country Dictionary

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gilligan

Someone named Chris James. See homo, chris james

Why is gilligan being such a moron? 'Cause he's Chris James! Duh!

by omegabyte December 09, 2004

Gilligan

A form of the time honored "sneak attack" where the subject floats 4 or 5 pieces or toilet paper in toilet, then skillfully drops a shit log on top of the paper. The resulting "turd raft" resembles Gilligan stranded on his island. The work of art is then left for next unsuspecting co-worker or roommate to find. Preferably performed in an corporate office environment.

David was shocked and awed when he lifted the toilet lid and saw the perfectly executed Gilligan.

by Aliso December 22, 2006

Gilligan

A more socially acceptable name for someone with moderate or severe mental or physical disabilities than its predecessor 'Spastic'.

"See that dickhead from Western Australia who keeps getting butthurt over internet trolls? What a fucking Gilligan" spastic retard moron dickhead butthurt

by SMA78 September 22, 2014

gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.

Hey Girl, is you gill? Hey dat girl gill as hell!

by jp January 26, 2005

Vince Gilligan

The greatest human being alive, or to have ever been alive. The creator of the best show on television; Breaking Bad.

Vince Gilligan = Life

by BetterCallSaul November 04, 2013

Gilligan Gay

When a man is not really gay but is extremely awkward around women, becoming nervous, tongue-tied etc. like the way Gilligan would react to Ginger on "Gilligan's Island"

Last night at the bar this really hot chick was hitting on my friend Steve, but he got all Gilligan Gay on her and totally blew it.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 04, 2010

whale gilligan

someone who cannot control there natural urges to suck penis and someone who cant take the cold hard truth but will happily take dick

whale gilligan formaly known as tom

by D.O.4.H September 01, 2016