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Glizzy gobbler

A person who dominates hot dogs while eating, they eat hotdogs or eat them in a particularly aggressive way

Damnnnn Omar, you are the real definition of a glizzy gobbler after demolishing that hotdog!

by Gibber December 29, 2020

Glizzy Gobblers

A fucked up word and retarded song but extremely entertaining for some strange reason

no example needed just listen to the song:) trust mehh
Glizzy Gobblers by idk lol

by Yooo.u. suck.no.offense December 02, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who sucks on male genitals either a lot or very well.

Clay admitted that he’s a glizzy gobbler, and all the men at the party left the room.

by Shadoroki June 28, 2021

Glizzy Gobblers

A fucked up word and retarded song but extremely entertaining for some strange reason

no example needed just listen to the song:) trust mehh
Glizzy Gobblers by idk lol

by Yooo.u. suck.no.offense December 02, 2020

Glizzy Gobbler

The most unfunny joke in the history of jokes

Nine year old: Dude you are a glizzy gobbler
Other Nine year old: HAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUNNY

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole February 03, 2021

Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler

A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.

Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*

by QuebecsWife March 21, 2022

#1 glizzy gobbler

someone who can gobble up a massive, mega, ultra huge cock without gaging instantly

look of there... its the #1 glizzy gobbler

by truthhh tellerrr August 09, 2022