A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who really likes to eat hotdogs
"God, (name) is such a Glizzy Gobbler!"
"No way."
Someone who sucks on male genitals either a lot or very well.
Clay admitted that he’s a glizzy gobbler, and all the men at the party left the room.
A male named Aiden who is a simp a furry and (possibly) gay.
Wow that Is a glizzy gobbler
Yea that's Aiden because aiden is a Glizzy Gobbler.
The most unfunny joke in the history of jokes
Nine year old: Dude you are a glizzy gobbler
Other Nine year old: HAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUNNY
A person who loves to suck Quebec's large glizzy and shove it down their throat.
Person 1: Oh, my god. Person 3 is a Quebec's Glizzy Gobbler!
Person 2: Ew! Nobody likes that province! It sucks!
Person 3: *Pulls out a Quebec flag from their ass*
someone who can gobble up a massive, mega, ultra huge cock without gaging instantly
look of there... its the #1 glizzy gobbler