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Godsmack

A disgusting post grunge band that idolizes and wants to be the band Alice in Chains. Look at the logo, that's not theirs. That's Layne's. He made that, and they ripped him off! Also, look at their album covers and names. Faceless? There's an Alice in Chains album called Facelift. Coincidence? I think not. Look at their All Wound Up cover. It looks alot like Alice in Chains' Dirt album cover. They also made an acoustic EP called "The Other Side" that sounds alot like Alice in Chains' Jar of Flies. Suspicious? Yep. And finally, where did they get the name Godsmack from? That's right, Alice in Chains' song God Smack off the Dirt album. Don't believe me? Look it up. Also the lead vocalist looks and tries to sound like Layne Staley. Hah, he only wishes he was that good.

"It happened at rehearsal when our drummer came in with a big cold sore on his lip. I was making fun of him all day because we had a photo shoot coming up. And then the next day when I came in, I had a big cold sore on my lip. So my guitar player said, "See, God just smacked you for making fun of him." - Godsmack.

You expect us to believe that, Godsmack?...

godsmack

1. A heavy metal group from Boston Massachusetts who, although they draw liberally from the former Seattle-based grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains, does not come close to approaching their level of artistry, gothic atmosphere, and musical virtuosity. Instead, they come off as posers using a formula to get rich, a group fronted by Sully Erna, who is perhaps the biggest tool in the music industry right now.

John says, "Hmmmmm, that song sounds like it's by Alice in Chains, except the lyrics are infantile, the lead guitar sounds like it's being played by a robot, the lead singer is an idiot, and it sucks!"

Jane replies, "Silly John, that isn't Alice in Chains, that's Godsmack!"

by Michael Leee July 01, 2005

godsmack

A completely hilarious joke and insult to mankind.
-derived from the fact that some people thought godsmack was any good.

Person A: Yo, tell em that godsmack you heard the other day.
Person B: Okay... there was this band named godsmack and they were great.
Person C&D: HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious.. AND an insult to mankind.

by Fishlord July 09, 2006

godsmack

Shitty band with a shitty singer.

Sully is a dick head.

by Yo Momma January 12, 2005

godsmack

well... this is easy....
the gayiest band of all time...

person 1: hey man, have you heard a band called Godsmack?
person 2: yes! Guess what?
person 1: what?
person 2: they are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! you homo go suck their hairless dicks.

by godsmack hater 4 lyfe September 16, 2005

Godsmack

Uncreative and bland nu-metal band fronted by a James Hetfield wanna-be.

Nothing special about Godsmack.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 02, 2004