A fork of Rural Dictionary
abbreviation/slang for gonorrhea
I had to end it with Tracy when I woke up with gonzo.
Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.
Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.
Pronunciation: gon-zoh
1. Bizarre (adjective)
2. Freewheeling or unconventional, especially to the point of outrageousness (adjective)
3. Idiosyncraqtically subject by engage <gonzo journalism> (adjective)
4. A blue weird from outer space, generally silly in nature (noun)
5. A playful nickname that is given to anyone with the last name Gonzalez (noun)
That was some real Gonzo shit.
Hey Gonzo, come over here.
You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.
I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.
The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had
That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.
1) A style of porn where there is no attempt at a story - people just have sex and someone else films it. Often very low budget.
2) A bitch with a very large nose resembling Gonzo the Muppet's.
1) Dude I made my own porno last night! I fucked this bitch while I left my webcam running. It was true gonzo style!
2) Me and my made had pig-ons with Gonzo last night. Man that slut is a whore.