Country Dictionary

Pronounced like "wood". It's how the word good sounds to someone when you ask how their food is and they answer you with the food still in their mouth.

Q. Hey man, how's that burrito?
A. Goob.

A particularly large and sagging pair of breasts.
Traditionally they will hang to the waist and spread to the sides.
Owners may wish to accentuate theirs with the wearing of a tight rollneck jumper.

Hey Chris, look at that chubby lesbian showing off her goobs.

A way of calling someone stupid in a friendly way.

"Stop being such a goob!"

short for gobstoppers.
because each gobstopper is a goob.

Imma bring those red goobs to school tomorrow so we can eat them while watchin that movie with the tutsis and hutus.

A tall dark and handsome man with incredible charm and wit.

Tina thinks Greg is such a Goob.

A flem of sorts projecting from the body

he goobed all over the place

A guy with boobs has goobs.

That guy's goobs are bouncing all over the place.