A fork of Rural Dictionary
An ignorant southern white guy who can say and do virtually anything and still be viewed positively.
His prejudiced behavior was downplayed as just a "good ol' boy kidding around."
The act of engaging in anal intercourse with a grizzly bear, prior to skinning and donning said bears fur.
I went camping with steve last week, and that was the first time i actually seen a Good ol' Grizzly in person.
When a man switchs the position of his wang and jewels
he pulled the good ole switcharoo on me!! now im blinded
Someone who drives a orange Dodge Charger with the Number 01 on it ftom the TV show Dukes of Hazzard
Just a good ol' boys never meaning no harm
A redneck that holds his guns, hunt'n, knives, drink'n and mud'n to the highest standard. These men often be-little women, take advantage of them in every way, are highly racist, sexist, ageist, and any other 'ist' that you can think of. They also care little about anyone but there close knit group of other fellow good ol' boys that will amount to very little. Future aspirations of a good ol' boy include: local butcher, pizza delivery boy, or bar back. Their family lineage is less of a tree and more of a stick, as it is common for them to procreate with a cousin or 2nd cousin.
Mike- "Hey Travis, Let's get all the good Ol' boys together and go see what kind of tail we can scrape up."
Travis- "Hey MiKe, that sounds like a swell idea but I just go diagnosed with herpes."
Mike- "that's ok, they dont have to know."
Travis - "Oh ya, why should I tell them?! Also let's go frog gigg'n after. "
Mike - "I reckon that sounds like a hootenanny of a time!"
When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?