A fork of Rural Dictionary
a big greek man with an abnormally large penis that he can use to strike you in the head and leave you unconscious till your next birthday
Guy: Oh shit bro look, it's a Gorb
Gal: Ruh roh. I sure hope he doesn't attack me with his cock. I like 'em big, but Gorbs are way too big
Guy: On god, that shit like a square kilometre
Gorb: *runs towards them*
Gal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gorb: *ruins her insides*
A small fat dog with lots of greasy hair and usually quite ugly. This dog lays around and does nothing all day while looking like a rotten sausage.
John: “what kind of dog do you have?”
Clara: “I have a gorb he is so cute!”
John:” I never want to see you again”
Male version of $kank and H03
A man who sleeps with too many girls and who’s body count is high
Girl: mike was a gorb, I’m so happen I broke up with him
Gorb is a man who sleeps with too many women.
Jake is a gorb, he has slept with 20 women.