A fork of Rural Dictionary
To cut off someone's head, To completely decapitate someone.
If you don't shut up I am going to greyhound you. Wow you sure greyhounded him.
To stab and behead someone. Derived from the Canadian news story about a passenger on a greyhound bus beheading someone with a knife.
I hate my job so much that I just want to greyhound myself. That guy looks psycho - he looks like he might greyhound you any moment now.
Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.
"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!" "She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"
Wonderful dogs who are calm and gentle. they are always caring and looking after you. They find joy in almost everything you ask them to do. Bred to race on tracks and chase bunny rabbits are not the only thing they excel at, being a retired racer they find a new life with coaches and big fluffy beds. These dogs are wonderful inside dogs but not so much meant for the outsider or off leashing kind. Greyhounds make great lap dogs. They don't bark much so they are great for apartments or big backyards. Get a greyhound that is right for you at Greyhound Pets Of Amarica Charlston.com and see for your self.
Cause of Greyhounds loving and kind personalities they will always support you in everything
to go mental on the bus and take somebody's head off on the Canadian prairies.
Did you hear about that poor guy getting greyhounded in Manitoba the other day?