A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you eat so much Mexican food you have blowout diahrreah. Sounds like gotta poopie.
Man that burrito is coming back to haunt me. I Guadalupe!
a very intricate and superb barber knows what shes doing and would love to attend clary sage college
person 1: wow what an amazing haircut person2: yeah i know it looks kind like aarons haircut, that hair stylist name must be guadalupe person1: i love it!!!
Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.
"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."
One who floats the Guadalupe River. Walking their tube resembling a baby goat or giraffe. Randomly joins established parties. Willing to show titties for Jell-O shots.
“Can you believe my husband just whistled at that Guadalupe hoe.”
n. 1. A beutiful, caring, and intelligent girl. 2. One who always listens and provides advice.
Quit bugging that Guadalupe with your problems, one person can only help so much!
Some ratchet hoe that is jealous of EVERYONE and also rude as fuck. Never trust her or be friends with her because it will soon turn into a train wreck. She has a long-ass parrot nose that's also nosy as fuck (no pun intended) and she'll treat you like shit.
Girl 1: OMG, look who that is! Girl 2: who. That's Lucy Guadalupe, that stupid hoe.