A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tall, assholish poser who puts down people shorter and different than he is, one with a band of suck ups that make him feel so good about himself. Tommy, his right hand man copies whatever Hal does and has no mind of his own, and when he is wrong, doesn't admit to it, Charlie thinks Hal is the coolest guy in the world because he has a mohawk...Charlie also never washes his hair. Hal treats girls nice to their faces but badly behind their backs.
Person 1: Hey, let's go talk to Hal!
Person 2: No, he's a fuck head
A type of person, almost always the butt of every joke in a group setting.
Jake: Do you remember that time someone was impressed something made it onto Urban Dictionary? Anything can be put on Urban Dictionary!
Ali: Haha, yeah bro, such a Hal Thing to do
1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him
2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.
The act of Scratching your Knuckle in a group of people, and acting like nobody saw you.
Damn, he just pulled a sneaky hal right in front of us.