A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of one man fucking a women from the front, another fucking her from the back, and a man suddenly running out of a closet with a hammer and hitting the girl over the head with it.
Kate almost died when we ham sandwiched her last night, it was funny as hell
When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth. Upon restriction of breathing, they will regurgitate the nutsack.
You have successfully performed a ham sandwich.
My name is John Ward Doucette from Sault Ste. Marie and I always pretend to fall asleep so I can get a ham sandwich from my closest buddies.
The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.
Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."
two pieces of bread with one or two slices of ham inbetween,
occasionally with a dollop of butter or margerine
hmm.... i'm hungry what shall i have for lunch?
oh! i know i'll have a ham sandwich!
The act of wanking between someones bumcheeks.
My bird gave me a ham sandwich last nite, but I also managed a sneaky pete
Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face
thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich