A fork of Rural Dictionary
to talk incessantly, and at length, AT another person, trapping them in the situation and not allowing them time to reply.
a person sermonising to another, perhaps when drunk, who cannot be steered towards to a different topic, is said to have he audience in a verbal headlock.
"she was really mad, had me in a verbal headlock for an hour."
"my ears are bleeding! he didnt shut up, i was in a verbal headlock"
The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.
Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.
Belladonna put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She came just before I went unconscious.
The process of grabbing your testicles and you squeeze them from the hanging skin outwards causing them to inflate and they look like a flies eyes bulging out, thus making it look like you have a fly in a headlock...
hey mary look at this".... "OMG, it looks like a fly in a headlock
Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.
Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.
What?
I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.
When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".
I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.
my god! yo momma looks like she has a wookie in a headlock!
A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.
"I ran for the hills when I went for the pussy and found a Hendrix headlock down there!"