A fork of Rural Dictionary
the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.
heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)
Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.
Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months. Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn). Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.
heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.
6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date! 8th grader: ok, heifer.
A woman who is healthy womannot necessarily fat but sturdy looking and attractive.
Billy Bob said to Bob Billy, "She looks like a healthy woman." Bob Billy to Billy Billy, "Yep, she's a heifer."
a woman who has lost her mind and thinks the world revolves around her; most often referring to the divorced biological mother of a child involved in a blended family.
"That woman is a crazy heifer." "Did you read that text from the crazy heifer?" "I can't believe that crazy heifer thinks she is your child's only parent."