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Heterosexuality

It is a recognised illness in many countries. Highly contageous. People suffering from heterosexuality try to push their beliefs into normal people.

Person 1: "Marcus is not coming to school today, he has heterosexuality"
Person 2: "OMG I wish he gets normal soon, otherwise we will have to sacrifise that dirty breeder to satan"
Person 3:"Yeah let's do that now. He doesn't deserve basic human rights. Fucking hetero!"

by Izaroo December 20, 2020

heterosexuality

heterosexuality, a mental illness

noah beck has heterosexuality, i hope he gets treatment!

by noah becks skid mark September 05, 2020

heterosexual

(of a person) sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex.

My dad is heterosexual

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Heterosexual

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.

"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

heterosexual

A normal human being who likes to have sex with the opposite gender.

by str8 4 life March 07, 2003

Heterosexual

No homo, full erectus

I am heterosexual for that cock bro

by No homo, no erectus September 18, 2020

Heterosexual

Two people in a friendly relationship that does not include sex... at all. Although it may include: nose-bopping, affectionate name calling, flirting, lifting the other. excessive hugging

Jessie Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield are heterosexual

by ThePinataNetwork February 01, 2011