A fork of Rural Dictionary
To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.
Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!
Nathan whats his face is a decently cool guy. He enjoys doing crew every single day after school and playing soccor over football for some reason. Thats all.
Nathan whats his face is very short.
Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
Description of an ugly person.
He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.
Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship
Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later
Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.