A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.
2. A really unattractive person.
1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.
2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
female in desperate need of an orgasm.
yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'
an illustration of ones true understanding of the magnitude of a bad situation; this particular combination of words is best used after any unfortunate or unbearable event has occurred that requires more than just the usual "aww that's too bad" or "bummer eh". Best spoken with a pregnant pause between the two words for maximum potency.
Rich: You up for a fishing trip in the Caribbean Islands this weekend Lips? Got a few Victoria Secret Models and some other 9.5 dancers coming too!
Ben: I'm in Jail.
Rich: Dude...HURTIN'
Ben: Yeah dude, some bloke tried to crack on to my hot little blonde, so I gave the smart ass a throat punch.
Rich: Shit! How long you in for?
Ben: Life. The cunt's brown bread. It's not good dude...HURTIN'.
Rich: Dude................HURTIN'.
an very ugly dirty or stankin ass person
get yo hurtin ass out of here
When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.
After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.