Country Dictionary

A combination of the words he and bitch

We had to leave because Joe was being such a hitch!

To take a long time to do something

Dude I ask you to go and get the food and you a hitch

The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.

Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.

Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

Another word for penis.

Hey man close your legs, I just saw your blake's hitch.

The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens

Person 1: Dude did you see that debate between Christopher Hitchens and Pat Robertson on YouTube?

Person 2: Ye Dude and at 3:45 Pat totally got Hitch Slapped!

Walking behind a girl with a hot ass when going from one place to another.

After I get off the bus, I wait wait for a hot girl to walk by so I can hitch a ride for my walk to work.

Wow, Mary has great ass. I know.When she walked by me this morning, I hitched a ride and stared at her ass for 20 minutes.