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G's up, Ho's down

gangsters up and hoes down

G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

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G's up, Ho's down

by westsideak July 19, 2008

Pimps Up, Ho's Down

A pair of imperative commands to be issued during a school lockdown or other mandatory activity involving hiding on the floor. Intended to trap others in the dilemma of either standing up and risking their safety (as pimps would) or staying down and safe while unfortunately implying that they are hoes. More grammatical immediately after a ho has been brought down by tripping, choking, heart attack, drive-by shooting, etc. Also the title of a classic 1999 film chronicling eight American pimps' pimping.

1. School principal: (over PA system) "A suicidal man has been spotted outside school grounds. We ask that teachers initiate standard lockdown procedures."
Teacher: "Okay, I need some of you to sit on the floor along this wall, and--
Aaron: (springing out of school desk seat) "PIMPS UP, HOES DOWN!"
Other students: (to selves) Damn! I might as well find myself a street corner on 8 Mile!
(Aaron dons purple felt hat, crosses arms)

2. (A girl slips and falls on the wet hallway floor)
Aaron: (donning purple felt hat) "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (getting up) "Asshole."

3. Aaron: "PIMPS UP, HO'S DOWN!"
Ho: (still standing) "That movie's title is punctuated poorly."
Aaron: "GET DOWN HO wait wha-- . . . ?" (Uneasily fingers pimp hat)

by typs lik dis January 14, 2010

G's up, Ho's down

Created by G-Unit member lil scrappy. The letter "G" stands for gorilla. It means that the gorillas should be on top and their bitches (hoes) must bend over or something like that...

G's up, Ho's down=
G's stand up so that the ho's can do their job.

by dudler December 28, 2007

ho, sit down

expression used to stymie someone who tries, and fails desperately, to gain attention (or to look "cool," intelligent or informed) by contributing poorly or unnecessarily to a discourse.

"that bitch is so clueless... she swears she's the shit, but really, she's so far behind she thinks she's ahead."
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"

by bluleggero August 30, 2009

broke down ho

A woman whose ass is busted, pussy is busted and face is busted from taking too many dicks. A whore who has seen her better days and has lost her value.

A broke down ho don't make no money.

by Kunthuffer November 09, 2017

hos up, pimps down

Women who run their own game without sublimating to a domineering male influence.

"Girl you need to dump that scrub. This is the 21st century. Don't you know it's hos up, pimps down now?"

by 420honey November 29, 2008

Ho-Down

When two single women fight over the same married man.......

Ms. Monica Lewinski and Ms. Paula Jones, got into a Ho-down outside of the White House, while Bill smoked a cigar and tooted his trumpet....

by TwistedFister March 03, 2016