A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hands On Deck; referring to football or any sport that relies on a players ability to catch.
If a player makes an amazing catch or you want to chant it because of their catch you shout HOD?
Hateful old dick; the kind of Victor Meldrew type that has nothing better to do with their retirement than to cause misery to all around them. Generally found policing their boundaries, making unfounded accusations and racist slurs toward ethnic minorities in their neighbourhood and raising petitions over trifling matters.
(to you wife about the HOD next door who has just left a note on your windscreen complaining that you've parked a millimetre over their boundary) "... ... ...f%*$ing HOD."
Some one providing support to a more skilled worker.
The term comes from the construction industry. A hod is a three sided box to carry materials to a mason. The less skilled worker carries material in a hod to the skilled worker.
Expanded to other jobs and professions "hod carrier" would be helping a more silled person complete a task.
I did not have an important role in the trial. I was a hod carrier for the trial attorneys.
A reference used in South Park for the coolest and sexiest man alive.
scottish term meaning shut up...
ginge: ure a r8 fat twat
fatboy: hod your wisht you ginger twat
Birthed from the same dirty word canal as; Oliver Closeoff, Wilma Dickfit, Ben Dover, Peter Pantz, Wayne Kerr and Miya Buttreaks, just to name a few.
Mawilli Hod is another dirty name to add to the collection of cheeky human depravity whilst trolling an unaware; presenter, speaker, listener, spectator and/or onlooker of an otherwise serious/professional matter.
Works great at; town halls, graduations, open mics, gender reveal parties (where someone has the pomposity to add a microphone to that occasion), weddings, funerals, any political forum or generally anywhere on the planet where unsuspecting humans are calling out names written on some list for whatever reason.
Speaker: Mawilli, Mawilli Hod...
Crowd: Snickers... Chatter amongst themselves... Snickers...
Speaker: Looks like he's not coming.