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holster throat

a girl or guy who sucks cock for rock, puffs pole for pipe.

there are 4 holster throats to every dime sack in Apache Junction.

by badseed October 26, 2006

mouth holster

verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.

a: "how do you know that chick?" b: "she mouth holstered me" a: "come again?" b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me" a: "wha?" b: "dewd, she blew me" a: "nice"

by the_dutch_fist September 02, 2006

penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult) a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick condom

OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster! God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight. I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 03, 2013

boner holster

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

by MC Cancerpants August 01, 2006

cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.

joe blow, shut your cock holster.

by slapmeat July 29, 2003