Country Dictionary

The act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male's ass followed by anal sex with the female and then having her suck your dick until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)

Whoa buddy, I got a Martini Homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

A chick you meet on the first night that goes all the way with you can be for a one night stand or longer

Nick is a total bad ass he found a homerun bitch last night at the club.

A homerun that barely makes it over the fence. Originated by Nick Giordano since all of his homeruns barely made it over the fence.

Jeff: Yo! I went yard on that one! Eric: What are you talking about? It was clearly a Nick Homerun.

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.

Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night? Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include: - vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.

I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun

A homerun so grandoise and elequoent that it would only be duplicated in a video game.

Thanks in part to the use of anabolic steroids, big league baseball players are hitting more and more long balls reminiscent of nintendo homeruns.