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hot lunch

The Act of shitting into someones mouth. Brian Lipscomb's favorite part of the day

As his face was dripping with what appeared to be fecal matter, I knew he got hot lunch.

by Ben R September 05, 2003

hot lunch

to shit in a brown paper bag and then slap it across your partner's face pack it. send it.

ooooo i'm gonna hot lunch you so hard when i get home!

by marvy March 22, 2004

hot lunch

This is a close relative of "the chilli-dog." You'll proceed to drop a deuce into a waiting girl's mouth and she eats it.

Lynn was tired of eating dick, so she opted for a "hot lunch" instead.

by Scott Ryan Patrick September 19, 2003

hot lunch

When you defecate into a small container such as e.g. a Ziplock or Tupperware usually used for holding food. This is most commonly employed when you are stuck in an enclosed area (like say, an elevator) and you need to take a dump.

"During the power outage across the city, the six of us were trapped on the 31st floor and after a few hours we had to start packing some hot lunches.

by The Kaiser July 27, 2005

hot lunch

Hot embers that land in a person's mouth while smoking Marijuana, normally caused by a faulty screen (or no screen at all) in the pipe being used. Can also be refered to as a "salad shooter", however the latter term is more adequately applied to small reminants that are not burning.

I took a big hit off that bowl and it gave me hot lunch.

by J.L.D August 20, 2006

hot lunch

act of a woman shitting in your mouth during sex.

Kevin R. loves the hot lunch.

by natorade December 20, 2002

hot lunch

When one sexual partner takes a shit in the other one's mouth.

I'm very hungry and would love a hot lunch.

by Steve January 03, 2004