A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick
Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.
To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.
That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.
Having a very small, short, ying yang.
Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.
/həNG/ līk/ a / Romero
- adjective
1) Hung Like A Romero: A phrase that originated from the great Ronnie Romero, PLAYGIRL Man of the Year, 1996.
2) Romero is a Spanish surname meaning: A person on a religious journey or pilgrimage; procession of elevated holy items. The pungent botanical herb of rosemary symbolizing remembrance and fidelity. A guardian of religious cemeteries or shrines. Therefore; being HUNG LIKE A ROMERO references having a penis that is considered a HOLY ITEM, being compared in size to that of a cemetery shrine, or a Penis that will definitely leading to Impregnation during intercourse.
3) Hung Like a Romero : the ultimate compliment a female could say to a man regarding his Penis.
Example 1)
"Oh, you are from the 90s - you're hung like a Romero!!!"
Example 2)
"I don't know Tommy very well, but Melissa said he is hung like a Romero and now she is pregnant..."
Example 3)
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnn Jonny - You are hung like a Romero!!"
to have your penis to be as long as a bulls
i'm hung like a bull
mostly British saying, funny version of "hung like a horse".
- Hey needle-dick, come over here
- Needle dick? Hey, I'm hung like a baboon!