A fork of Rural Dictionary
I want to die is a statement said mostly by internet memers saying they are exhausted or tired because of somebody or something's act, it doesn't mean suicide, it is just saying they are tired of it.
Felix : I want to die.
Grand : LMAO
I think it means you are fucking crazy.
"I want to die" is never nice to hear.
It is joke often made by emo people to express their love of life. If you hear and emo or anyone say this, it is a joke and it would be best for you to laugh at it. This will make them feel really good, so good in fact they may begin to repeat it more and more regularly. Just keep laughing or when it gets annoying say "Then do it". This is the proper response to this joke.
Emo - I want to die...
You - HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, you crack me up!!
Emo - No, for real, I want to die...
You - Then do it.....
Emo - .....
A military expression referring to an issue that the speaker wants to address, but recognizes would be too much hassle to deal with. It's a metaphor for realizing that, although you want to defend your "hill" from attack, to do so would be suicidal given the much stronger enemy, and this particular hill isn't so vital that you should give up your life for it, so it's best to just retreat.
- "The Colonel wants to kick off the exercise on Monday, but we're really not going to be ready until at least Tuesday. But that's not a hill I want to die on, so I'm just going to go along with what he wants."
- "Look, I understand you're upset about them demoting Corporal Thompson, and I know you want to go argue his case with the Sergeant Major, but is that really a hill you want to die on?"
when you want to kys
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Emo MySpace kid: I want to kms
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯
the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe
me:"im so bored i want to die"
voices:"ok then die"