A fork of Rural Dictionary
an expression used to describe something thats not good. a very bad situatuion in which ur completly fucked
phil: dude, wheres doug? Ed: PIS IN MY EYE!! i cant find him anywhere
Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!
(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out) X: “yo bro are my eyes red” Y: “nah your good”
An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance
You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.
Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
...... There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday? ......
Out my eye is used when you want someone to fuck off or get out of your face
Mom: do your laundry Me: out my eye mom
When you have a severe nut allergy and purposefully bury your face in a can of Planter's Mixed Nuts in a last ditch effort to get out of a date or activity with someone. The end result is like being maced: your eyes bug out, you become incapacitated, and you can't breathe. Or you just end up in the hospital. Usually done because your date is fugly, or you're just a dick.
Jack was such a dick, instead of admitting he was a lousy dancer, he ate a handful of honey roasted before he was suppose to go on the floor with Jill. When she asked why he looked like a sunburned bug-eyed lizard, he responded with "Well, I got nuts in my eyes," and hid under a table from everyone.
the reaction one feels when being annoyed
Stop talking cause you're givin' me a headache in my eye !