A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guild of thieves devised by the government (those sneaky bastards) that worship Roxat. Their belief is that our money should be used for less important things that no one cares about except them and the bums they support.
The IRS took my money just so Billy Joe could get a new TV.
It Rains Sometimes...
1. (proverb): as factually relevant as the popular term YOLO by Drake, It Rains Sometimes captures the feeling that you have to "take advantage of every sunny day" because indeed, it does rain sometimes.
2. #IRS
Guy 1: "Should I go all in with my rent money"
Guy 2: "Sure dude, IRS"
IRS is an acronym.
It stands for:
Infernal
Radiation
Stalker
This acronym is fairly new, and cropped up because of the recent Nuclear disasters happening over in Japan.
Used when referring to someone who is obsessed in some way with radiation.
The acronym also stands for a government group that is despised and hated throughout the whole country. Those taxes that you pay every month? Yeah, that's these guys.
"What a freakin' IRS - stop talking about radiation, nobody's listening anyway!"
Guy 1: "Okay, so when the radiation from Japan-"
Guy 2: "Ah, not Ah-GAIN!!"
Guy 1: "-we'll walk to the other side of the country and-"
Guy 2: "Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!! I've had it up to here with your talk about radiation! Shut UP!! You're a freakin' IRS!!"
Guy 1: "Well, geez, there's no need for THAT kind of language..."